I'm not even going to spend time talking about how it's crazy that we've reached October (except, technically, I am). Instead, I'm just getting right to today's headlines:
Here are some easter eggs from Breaking Bad's series finale that you might have missed.
This piece about what happened to some of the Breaking Bad characters after the finale is hilarious.
A lot of people have watched Marvel's Agents of Shield so far.
Guess what, spoiler freaks? You can't avoid spoilers, so just accept it and move on.
On your lunch break you can watch the season premiere of Homeland, which Showtime has posted online.
Jimmy Fallon announced a 6-city comedy tour.
You can watch the final seasons of 30 Rock and The Office on Netflix now.
Doctor Who doesn't plan on ignoring the fact that Steven Moffat has appeared in the world of the series before.
A character is going to die on The Simpsons.
YouTube is looking to start its own music award show (just what we need, more award shows).
Because fans of Breaking Bad couldn't complain about the finale, they decided to complain about Lost's finale instead. To be clear, this is the dumbest thing I've read all morning.
Awesome news: IFC ordered Garfunkel & Oates to series.
Yahoo's SNL archives are far from perfect.
Get ready for Game of Thrones' "Purple Wedding" (this is just getting out of hand, guys).
And for fun, watch Vince Gilligan on The Colbert Report.
Now you have enough pop culture news to distract yourself from the fact that I can't think of anything to say here.