Good morning (or afternoon, if you're not on the west coast), you wonderful, beautiful people. I'm far too distracted today to give you a lot of headlines, but I think the ones I found for you are worth your while.

Guillermo del Toro is going to direct The Simpsons halloween couch gag this year.

The new episode of Zach Galifianakis' web series, Between Two Ferns, has him sitting down with Justin Bieber. And you just need to watch it:

Vince Gilligan sold a drama to CBS.

If you missed Marvel's Agents of Shield, you can catch a repeat airing of the pilot tonight.

Here's a day in the life of Nick Offerman.

A Cheers writer talks about the Frasier Crane conspiracy, and debunks some rumors brought forth from Kelsey Grammar himself.

This article outlines some parallels between The Shield and Breaking Bad.

Here is every episode of Breaking Bad ranked from worst to best

Is "Fly" the best episode of Breaking Bad ever?

Check out 20 new stills from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Entertainment Weekly charts the history of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's "bromance."

I could not be more excited about this weekend's season opener of Saturday Night Live. Tina Fey talks about what's in store for her fourth time hosting.

One of my favorite reads this week has been a NYT piece on comedian, Kate Berlant.

And for fun, watch Jimmy Fallon perform the Sesame Street theme song... with the Sesame Street muppets:

Now you have enough pop culture news so that Uber drive isn't awkward later.