After Pier Pasolini was resurrected, to direct the latest Star Wars anthology film, entitled 'The Spark of the Hope', the entire island of Groncockamo halts guava juice production to go and see it. There are only two tickets left for the biggest cinema on the island, but trouble brews: as they are highly desired. Billy and Nick, revived through time travel, Jimmy and Del and Jamothy, Joe and Gus (arriving after their long fishing trip), and both the 1997 and 2007 versions of Paul and Peter (now a cyborg skateboard designed by the reclusive Trash Humpers) clash in an epic battle for the ages. What none of them realize as well, is that Pasolini wants tickets too, and he's brought a personal army of sadistic Italian soldiers and his right hand man: Young Terry Gilliam. Will the Earth survive this apocalyptic war? Who will live? Who will die? Who will smoke we'd?