Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain within the Russian Secret Service, travels to America to encounter our “capitalistic techniques”. Exactly what better location than at a whorehouse? He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and fulfills a cast of characters that noise like they walked from the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired manager associated with Nude, er, I imply Dude Ranch (played by Mona’s mom JUDY ANGEL) exactly where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack) look-alike with a careless accent and bloodshot eyes) is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos. After much hilarity and vulgarity (including a big poolside poke) his dick’s as shriveled up as Norman Bate’s mother. Boris discovers out US girls are since addicting as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can’t eat just one!
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